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Special Olympics Challenge Obama to “Cage Match” Bowling

LOS ANGELES (TSO) - After claiming he bowls like special needs individuals on NBC’s Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the Special Olympics challenged the President to put his bowling ball where his mouth is, among other places.

“Look, the President talks a big game but there is no way he bowls as well as I do,” said three-time defending Special Olympics bowler Mark Stetson.  “I’m gonna crush his world.”  “I mean what next?”  “He’s gonna say he jams like Kobe Bryant or putts like Tiger?” 

Drawing on MMA themes, the twenty-four hour event will pit the top ten Special Olympics bowlers against the President, in a specially built bowling lane surrounded by an impenetrable cage.

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